Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce

It’s finally over, Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian’s sham of a marriage is finally over!!!

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of of “marriage” to Kris Humphries.

Kim Kardashian is not seeking an annulment. Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

The date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. According to the docs, Kim wants Kris to pay his own lawyers’ fees and she’ll pay hers. Kim also wants the court to reject any move by Kris to get spousal support.

Kim has hired Divorce Lawyer Laura Wasser, who has appeared for Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

In case you’re wondering, there was a pre-nup signed. Kim Kardashian’s mother definitely did not want her hard earned money made by exploiting her family going anywhere.

20.5 carat diamond wedding ring – $1M

Fake Royal Wedding – $10M

Kim & Kris looking like idiots 72 later – Priceless

Alleged reasons why they split:

Kris was passionate about eventually settling down in Minnesota, where he’s from and believed Kim was on board with the plan. She wasn’t.
Kim wants to stay near her family and she also feels that staying in town is the best thing for her career.

Kim was not happy with Kris as he lazily plopped himself around doing nothing all day but play video games during the NBA lockout.

Kris Humphries was cheating on Kim.

Real Reason Why They Split:

The Marriage was FAKE!!!!

Don’t feel sorry for them, this was a big publicity stunt to keep the Kardashian’s relevant. Kim will go back to making millions off of having no talent and Kris will go back to playing…. who’s bench does he warm again?

See the Divorce Papers HERE

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