Man Can’t Stop Gagging as he Describes Trip to Store

This poor man couldn’t stop his gag reflex in describing a trip he took to the local store to his wife. He had an encounter with a smell that left him wanting to retch even after getting home! His wife pressed for every detail, which was proving difficult for the husband to tell, as every time he went to talk, he nearly threw up.

“Dear Husband had an experience at the store today and was trying to tell me why he looked white as a ghost. Not making fun of the persons involved, no rude comments PLEASE. I just couldnt help but to ask him descriptive questions to help him along…priceless! Sorry if it grosses you out, but I’m still laughing hours later.”