Ashton Kutcher Defends Joe Paterno

This just in! Ashton Kutcher is a moron… well, not really but he has made the grave mistake of talking about a subject he clearly didn’t research properly.

Ashton Kutcher verbally attacked the Penn State Board of Trustees for firing Joe Paterno. Kutcher tweeted,

“How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.”

Kutcher then felt the wrath of his followers as they had to explain to him, why Paterno was being fired. One person tweeted:”F**k you. He covered up child rape you sick, geriatric f**k.”

Reaizing the error of his ways, Kutcher removed his original tweet — and replaced it with:

“Heard Joe was fired, fully recant previous tweet! Didn’t have full story. #admitwhenYoumakemistakes.”

Continuing with,

“This is an insane story, I just heard paterno was fired, getting the rest of the story now… Wow.”

He adds, “As an advocate in the fight against child sexual exploitation, I could not be more remorseful for all involved in the Penn St. case.”

Kutcher also replied to the verbal assaults calling him an idiot saying, “I am” adding, “Honestly just had half facts man my bad … I need 2b more responsible 4 my voice.”

Kutcher now has decided to turn over control of his Twitter account to his management team which will from now on, filter Ashton’s tweets.

Kutcher says, “Up until today I have posted virtually everyone of my tweets on my own, but clearly the platform has become to big to be managed by a single individual.”

He continued, “While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk I’m going to turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst Media to ensure the quality of it’s content.”

Ashton also wrote: “It was a mistake that I don’t think will not happen again.” <--Huh? Dude! Where's my grammar?

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