Jersey Shore Breaking News: “Snooki” Crashes, Ronnie Beats up “The Situation”

What do you get when you send the cast of Jersey Shore to Florence, Italy and confine them to a room together with a “No Tolerance” policy on drinking in public and fraternizing with college students? You get a fight between Ronnie and “The Situation” and a car wreck featuring Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.

Yes, there’s never a dull moment with these 8 characters we’ve all come to Love/Despise. It seems with nothing to do, the cast usually turns on each other. The fight that occurred between Ronnie and “The Situation” is not too clear at the moment. Rumors speculate it to be related to Sammi.

“Snooki” lost the privilege of having an International Drivers License, by crashing into an Italian Police vehicle where both officers were sent to the hospital with minor injuries. They have not yet decided if they will press charges. Snooki was taken into custody after the incident. Surprisingly, alchohol was not a factor in the crash.

We have yet to hear of any mischief from DJ Pauly D, Deena, Vinny or JWoww, but I am sure we will very soon. Let’s face it, without the freedom to roam around the town to drink and “Fist Pump”, the crew is bound to get into some more trouble. Theres has to be some sort of show to watch right?

Rumors have it that this is Jersey Shores last season. They had a good run, with Snooki and JWoww said to have a spin-off in the works, The Situation has his Protein Infused Vodka, Ronnie has the cool Xenadrine commercial,  DJ Pauly D likes Miracle Whip and probably “spins” in random clubs for an insanely large amount of money, Vinny has his eyebrows and Deena… Well I’m sure she can get a deal with The Olive Garden or something like that.

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